Stock market perspective

IS THE STOCK MARKET swoon messing with your head? You don’t want to make this market decline any worse than it has to be. To that end, here are 10 steps that’ll help preserve your sanity and your portfolio:
(Quoted directly from Jonathan Clements.  Follow Jonathan on Twitter @ClementsMoney and on Facebook. His most recent articles include Bad News, Don’t Lose It and Stand Your Ground.)
https://humbledollar.com/2020/03/grin-and-bear-it/
I highly recommend his website and weekly emails.

1. Avoid touching both your face and leveraged exchange-traded index funds.
2. Change the password on your investment accounts to “ItsTooLateToSell.”
3. Downgrade your opinion of investors based on their degree of hysteria.
4. Don’t watch Contagion, Margin Call or the New York Knicks.
5. Quarantine your emotions every time the Dow drops 1,000 points.
6. After your brother-in-law finishes pontificating, ask whether he inherited his clairvoyance from his mother or his father.
7. Avoid contact with insurance agents pitching equity-indexed annuities. Don’t shake hands with brokers on any deal that promises downside protection.
8. Unless you live in a ranch-style house, stay away from open windows.
9. Wash your hands for 20 seconds after watching CNBC.
10. Use the vacation fund to buy stocks. Mention it to your spouse after he’s had a few drinks.